The horse on the porch is staring at the golf course,

The horse on the porch wants to play too, of course.

The horse on the porch could kick that golf ball

Into his house right through the great hall.

The horse on the porch thinks it’s an odd little game

But if you want him to play he’ll step up cos he’s game;

But the horse on the porch prefers a different swing,

The one where he sits and feels like a king.

The horse on the porch prefers to swing in the shade

With his pals and his cookies and drink lemonade.